Riddle Answers

R: What goes around the World but stays in a corner?
A: Stamp

R: What kind of driver doesn’t have a license?
A: Screwdriver

R: What is an ant dictator?
A: Tyrant

R: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A bootie

R: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong

R: What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A: Kangaroo

R: Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
A: Fire

R: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A: Rug

R: Its been around for millions of years, but its no more then a month old?
A: Moon

R: What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the day, and three legs at night?
A: Man

R: What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
A: Yardstick

R: What can you catch, but not throw?
A: Cold

R: What has a neck but no head?
A: Bottle

R: What runs all around the yard without moving?
A: Fence

R: Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
A: Fly

R: What kind of can never needs a can opener?
A: Pelican

R: What is the best way to send way to an Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail

R: What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn’t fill it up?
A: Sieve

R: What never gets any wetter now matter how much it rains?
A: Ocean

R: What is found all over the house?
A: Roof

R: What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
A: Sun

R: What kind of paper makes you itch?
A: Scratch

R: What is it that you can keep only after giving it to someone else?
A: Word

R: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
A: Pencil

R: What walks all day on its head?
A: Horseshoe nail

R: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: Towel

R: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A: M

R: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
A: Footsteps

R: He who has it doesn’t tell it. He who takes it doesn’t know it. He who knows it doesn’t want it. What is it?
A: Counterfeit money

R: What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?
A: Bark

R: What is it that someone has to take before you can get it?
A: Photograph

R: I went to the city, I stopped there, I never went there, and I came back again. What am I?
A: Watch

R: What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
A: Spare ribs

R: Where does Dracula usually eat his meals?
A: Casketeria

R: A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I’m the torment of man.
A: Rain

R: What kind of ant can count?
A: Accountant

R: What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
A: Name

R: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A: Sandwitch

R: What is it that you will break even when you name it?
A: Silence

R: What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
A: Cards

R: I’m where yesterday following today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?
A: Dictionary

R: What five letter word has six left after you take two letters away?
A: Sixty

R: I’m the part of a bird that is not in the sky. I swim in the ocean and yet I remain dry. What Am I?
A: Shadow

R: What is most useful when used up?
A: Umbrella

R: What is it that one needs most in a long run?
A: Breath

R: What do people make that no one can see?
A: Noise

R: What is the first thing the President does every day?
A: Wakes Up

R: I can run, but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
A: Nose

R: You throw away the outside and cook my inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
A: Corn

R: What has four legs and a back, but no body?
A: Chair

R: What is a monsters favourite bean?
A: Human bean

R: What goes from New York to California without ever moving?
A: Highway

R: What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A: A Pigsty

R: I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops. What am I?
A: Sandal

R: The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?
A: Coffin

R: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
A: Paint

R: I am as light as a feather. put me in a bucket, and I’ll make it lighter. what am I?
A: A hole

R: I have holes in my top and in my bottom yet I hold water. What am I?
A: Sponge

R: What is everyone doing at the same time?
A: Aging

R: What is the biggest jewel in the world?
A: Baseball diamond

R: What kind of table has no legs?
A: Multiplication

R: As I went to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives; each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
A: One

R: I’m as light as a feather, yet the strongest person cant hold me much more then a minute. what am i?
A: Breath

R: What can run yet never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A: River